fake letter to apply for a tv reality show

Letter for killer karaoké show

Dear mr. Fly,

• Aren't you tired of those annoying contestants who just don't know how to sing?
• Don't you get fed up of the coward ones who abandon the show at the whole beginning just for few insects?
• You want a candidates who sing so good that it will make you feel like crying rainbows and butterflies?

Don't search anymore, that's me. With my hypnotizing angel voice and queen style i'll kill them all! People who can't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow can hide themselves. My reputation is already build with other singing shows that i did in past. Furthermore, i'm stubborn and unfazed person, after all, i participated in the survivor tv show Alone, and that wasn't a piece of cake, not for the little girls. A crazy contestant for one of the craziest show of the world, i'm entertaining and joyful, no worries for the number of viewers, it's going to increase and even explode !! So don't hesitate a second, choose me to participate in your show and i can guarantee you that you won't regret. In fact i'm sure while you're reading this you already decided to take me in your tv and that at least a smile came across your face once, or even more. Thank you for paying attention to my letter.

With kindest regards